Bind On Equip:WoW Episode #275 See You Near Tanaan


Bind On Equip


Date:9nd Feb 2016


If you are a serious gamer looking for a hardcore wow podcast, and you’ve come to us, you may not be as smart as you think.

If you want a few laughs and a random chance of learning something you didn’t know…..

Once upon a time there were three crazy gamers.

They played World of Warcraft.

These are their stories.






In the BOE cave this time around we have

Myself, Wembli

as always the Wych and the lovely Tempeste,

and joining us Berat, and Kai.

If you’re new to Bind On Equip…..Welcome!


5star review from troll man-

“Incredibly informative & insightful. Hosts are raiders who know their stuff & can explain & educate lesser players. A must listen if you want to improve your own skill set.” REALLY?



Lets get a slice of Real Life



Work-story of the summer:

  • at place i hit roller door
  • innocently parked to one side waiting for truck
  • woolies truck comes in
  • dude enquires, i offer to move, no need
  • much swearing


  • took Temp away for birthday
  • next day took for brunch to place i had admired from truck
  • courtyard, crates, inspired us for vege garden and pool fencing.



Work- Stuff happened

Home- Here as well!



Work- CRAZY busy.  Worked 3-4 days of each week of the holidays.  Back into it and crazy busy.


Home- TIRED!


Listener Correspondence


From the lovely Sarah


Hi all you sexy people,


So as we move into 2016, I took as chance to reflect upon last year and the past and then to look into 2016 as to what I want to do.


Looking back


I firstly looked back at my Warcraft life, which has consisted of:


  • Moving servers due to a Female fixating on me and trying to take it out of game
  • Deleting most of my characters at 80
  • Deleting boosted characters that are at 90 (6) (main reason is I could not grasp how to play these at that level)
  • Having only Hunter, Druid and Mage at 100
  • Started Protection Paladin – Alliance side


My real life in 2015


Christmas 2015 away on holiday and Man comes up to us and tells us that in 15 minutes he could cure us of lesbianism (he was American of course). I looked him up and down and laughed and said that his very small pencil would last 2 minutes whilst my wife’s fingers last for hours and go away little boy.


Looking forward to 2016


This is my Warcraft bucket list


  • Get my Paladin to 100 (at present 75) and all professions to max
  • Get Belf Rogue to 100 (at present 30) and all professions to max
  • Get Worgan Warlock 10 100 (at present 9) and all professions to max


I very soon realised that unless you take a character from 0 to max, you cannot play the character well. Rogue is quite difficult to play but I will persevere and see if I can get her higher. Warlock on the other hand is quite a dream to play and is great fun. My Paladin is quite scary to be honest, using Zygor with dungeon guide for Tanking – I was really scared at the beginning but am really loving it.


Sorry for the long email.


Love to you all




Twitter Activity

To BoE:


Blue tweets:




lets hit the news thats caught our attention:

Observations, Opinion & Discussion topics:

The Burning Question:

What was your biggest noob moment in Wow?

Wemb:Being pushed through the door of ubrs at level 42 by a bunch of giggling girls who thought it was hilarious to see every mob in the instance run to pulverise me in about half a second.

Temp: SO many to choose from …

unstealthed sap

epic sprint out of the window in BRD over the ledge and into the lava

Ass pull on my rogue in strat

My recent use of portals to ancient dalaran … /giggle



#BurningQ tweets:


@AramonNoir-Trying to 2 man Blackfathom Deeps at level 15. Didn’t quite read the “needs group” comment.



@grimrok-Not one, not two, but the MILLIONS of times I got lost in undercity!


@bytorsnowdog-so many to choose from… Hitting alt F4 because someone in chat said to, typing AFK in a BG to “get a buff”…


@bytorsnowdog-just a thought, does ‘accidentally’ getting on your Rivendare’s Deathcharger while in a group with @TheWych count?


The Burning Question Next Week:

If you weren’t allowed to play your main from tomorrow what would you change to?


WoW News:


This Month in WoW — February 2016


Did You Know?
January 23, 2016 marked the 10th anniversary of the first opening of the Gates of Ahn’Qiraj, a massive event that took place on every realm in World of Warcraft. Both Alliance and Horde players gathered to turned in enormous stockpiles of supplies for the war effort, including 800,000 Linen Bandages and 96,000 Peacebloom.



Lunar Festival — February 1–15


Love Is in the Air — February 15–29

Bonus Events:

Battleground Bonus Event — February 3–8
Draenor Dungeon Event — February 10–15

Pet Battle Bonus Event — February 17–22
Timewalking Dungeon Event: Burning Crusade — February 24–29













Your Chosen Battlecry: A Poll

When I charge into a fight, my Warcraft battlecry of choice is:
Lok’tar ogar!
Time for fun!
For the Horde!
For the Alliance!
Victory or death!
By fire be purged!
I’ll paint my face with your blood!
I’m gonna light you up, sweet cheeks!
Other Warcraft quote (in the comments below)





From the Battlenet Desk:


Hearthstone® February 2016 Ranked Play Season

Make your ancestors proud with the Tauren Thunderbluff card back! You can only earn this courageous card back by playing Hearthstone during the month of February.



Students from across the United States and Canada are hereby invited to storm the Nexus as proud representatives of their schools in Blizzard Entertainment and Tespa’s 2016 Heroes of the Dorm™ competition! Heroes of the Dorm is the ultimate collegiate esports tournament, bringing Heroes of the Storm players together from colleges and universities coast-to-coast, with members of the winning team earning free tuition for the rest of their college careers! Eligible students can create or join a team today by heading to

Esports fans will be able to follow the action on ESPN networks, where live coverage of the events will be delivered on television and digital platforms—including early rounds on ESPN3, as well as the Heroic Four and Grand Finals telecast on ESPN2. Viewers will also have a chance to cheer on their favorite schools and win prizes of their own in the Heroes of the Dorm bracket challenge, which kicks off in the weeks ahead. Altogether, more than $500,000 in tuition and other prizes is on the line as part of this year’s event.

When the Grand Finals conclude, and the 2016 Heroes of the Dorm champion is crowned, each player on the winning team will walk away with up to $75,000 in tuition for their college career, including:

First-Year Undergraduate Students: Up to $25,000 per year for three years
Second-year Undergraduate Students: Up to $25,000 per year for two years
Third-year or later Undergraduate Students: Up to $25,000 to cover one year of tuition or student loans
First-year Graduate Students: Up to $25,000 per year for two years
Second-year or later Graduate Students: Up to $25,000 to cover one year of tuition or student loans
In addition, one substitute player per team will win up to $25,000 for one year
Students interested in playing in this year’s tournament should get their teams together quickly—registration is open now through February 18, with online qualifiers taking place between February 20 and March 6. To create or join a team, or to find complete official rules, eligibility details, and prizing details, visit



At the start of each year, denizens of Azeroth take time to cherish the wisdom of their elders, and remember a great triumph over an ancient evil. Those who now reside within the Nexus have brought these traditions along, and you can help ring in the new year by joining in our brand-new Lunar Festival event.

Lunar Festival 2016 will include new Special Event quests and rewards, new and returning items in the Shop, and you may even catch a few fireworks at the end of your games! The revelry will last from Tuesday, February 2 through Tuesday, March 1, so be sure to complete your quests and pick up a few items in the Shop before the Lunar Festival concludes!

Play 25 Games

Complete 25 games in Versus A.I., Quick Match, or Ranked play during the Lunar Festival 2016 event and you’ll earn the brand new Monkey Elder holiday portrait!

Catch the Monkey Elder

Each day during this year’s Lunar Festival event, you’ll receive a Special Event quest to catch the Monkey Elder. This curious creature will have a 50% chance to spawn at the start of your games if any players on your team have not yet finished this quest for the day, but when the Monkey Elder does appear, he’ll lead you on quite a chase! You must work together with your teammates to slow and eventually catch the Monkey Elder, who will drop a Red Envelope that awards 100 gold to each ally with an active Monkey Elder Special Event quest.

As part of our celebration for the new year, we’ve also added new hero skins, a pair of Lunar Festival bundles, and a brand new mount to the in-game Shop. If you’re eyeing one of the bundles, then be sure to move quickly, because they’ll only be available during our Lunar Festival event!

New Bundle

Lunar Festival 2016 Bundle
Lunar Illidan skin
Lunar Jaina skin
Lunar Dragon mount
Returning Bundle

Lunar Festival 2015 Bundle
Li Li
Lunar Chen skin
Lunar Li Li skin
New Skins

Lunar Jaina
Lunar Illidan
New Mount

Lunar Dragon – Available only by purchasing the Lunar Festival 2016 bundle
Ingame Adventures:

Our guild & Raid team: Crazy Train?


Wemb: Lazy Raids is running midday Sunday server time. Currently doing black rock foundry. Lots of fun. Slightly different group each week so not mixing content up too much. Might change as holidays finish and people get back to routines.


Funny story from this week- hunt for zooe & teaching a hunter not to corpse camp pants on head


Working on anything ingame you’d like to share?



Wemb:levelling my dk to 100, last one. Currently 72.


Time for a game before we go…



Leading to our 300th show we are having an mma style SMACKDOWN to decide which is the best expansion, class, raid and dungeon in wow.




DeathKnight3 v        Druid2

Hunter 3v Warlock2

Rogue 3v Warlock2



Onyxia4 v Molten Core1
Karazhan5 v Dragon Soul
Icecrown Citadel5 v Hellfire Citadel



Deadmines2 v Stratholme3
Sunken Temple5 v UpperBlackrock
Slave Pens3 v Zulaman2
Halls of Reflection5 v Grimrail Depot


Shouts or Sledges before we go?


Shout to Snowdog for being my best morning buddy while our time zones align. i have no idea what we chat about, but we solve most of the worlds problems while i’m still half asleep.

Sledge to the douche in the pug who said I was the worst tank ever for not going fast enough then asked if we were doing another at the end.





Goodness, is that the time? Its the end of another podcast! Thanks for sticking with us.

We dare you to tweet the show and suggest any changes you’d like to see!

Thanks as always to Berat and Kai for joining us!

Until next time, I’m Tempeste

I’m Wemb

I’m Wych.


and Kai